where's papa going with that axe?

I don't think I know anyone who enjoys killing spiders or insects or rodents or any other critters that most consider creepy. I will do it, if need be - but spiders in particular are the worst, in my way of thinking. I know they do good (except for those brown recluse assholes) and Charlotte's Web leaves an indelible impression on impressionable young minds - like mine. So, if I can, I try to usher back outside the insects and arachnids with a cup or scrap of paper. Of course, sometimes the killing cannot be avoided.

All that said, I got to see my Korean aunt this last week and after the unceremonious murder of a silver fish, she reminded me that in Korean culture, when we kill these supposed pests, we must wish them a transition into a better lot in the next life and to not return in droves to the one we are living now.

Here's what you say three times, in order to keep the balance:

Na Mu Bul Bal Bo Ri Sim 

I hope it works. Especially since I have had to kill three spiders in the past two days.